WHERES MY FIGGY PUDDING?

Merry Christmas ya'll. I dug this up for you. Yes, my hair was in pigtails.

wishing you warm flannel and at least one thing from your christmas list. like that red ryder BB gun.

Comfy, Chic, and Tamagotchi friendly.

I'm really tired and should go to bed.

But I'm not! I'm here. For you. Now look at these sweet clothes.

Yummy knit hat ("slouchy beanie") from Urban Outfitters. So many different styles always so slouchy.

True, with the wrong hat, some angles will make you look like your head is misshapen. But i've seen these on enough girls to know that this doesn't have to be the case.

Just make sure you try it on in person; other than that it's just one of those pieces you have to wear with confidence, and you too can rock the over-sized knit hat of joy:

I have a shirt like this one from Blackbird except it's red and white striped and not nearly as cool. I wore it as my halloween costume being: "one of those characters in where's Waldo who you think is Waldo but isn't actually" not many people liked it but I think they were just sour because when they asked if i was Waldo I could say NOPE KEEP LOOKING.

This one's particularly nice because of the little pocket. Think of all the things you could store in it!

I love fuzzy bootie Ugg alternatives. Especially wooly ones with woody buttons from 80%20.

Coming Soon: Hot chocolate inspired clothes. Or something.

Last night I made a tick on my arm every time I took a shot. You know, to keep track.

I woke up this afternoon on my floor using a cardigan for a blanket. My arm looked like this:

That's when I realized I wasn't hung-over, I was still drunk.

Now all I want to do is blog about fashion

but I have to write a silly ten page paper about my subjected Cuban people. What? yeah.

::Addendum::

Dear Marc Jacobs, I love you. Love, Perica

Variations on a theme

This following post was brought to you by her

(but mostly me)

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So I really want a bomber jacket because I'm more than a little obsessed with Amelia Earhart. And then I saw this pin-up bomber jacket. You know, for the sexy pilot in you.

Element flannel--because as long as this trend lasts, we're going to run with it. Screw stereotypes, we queers fuckin' invented flannel (not really, but like I said, let's run wit it).

Corduroy pants are wonderful. Ecspecially when they're from Land's End and come in abajillion oh-so-many wonderful colors.

Frye boots for Christmakwanzakah? Please?

Varsity Jackets. I saw a seriously cute girl riding her bike wearing a red varsity baseball jacket the other day. It was sick.

Picture sweater from Blackbird

Jcrew shoes that will never come in my size but maybe they'll come in yours. Either way, they're magnificent.

How to get laid: a 6 step style guide.

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Sidenote: Dear Carla Bruni, please break up with the president of France and love me instead. That is all.

Oh yeah, and then there's this:

Step 1. Buy a really hot gender bending vest.

Which can be found here.

Why should I click on this link, you ask?

THAT'S WHY.

Okay, Step 2. Get a loved one to buy you a pocket watch for bastille day or something.

Pocket watches are great because they are the equivalent of walking around with a shirt that says:

"Fuck me" only they're a lot more classy and effective.

Step 3. Find a rusty/old key in your local secret garden and put some string/chain on it. Then put it around your neck.

When someone asks you what it's a key to, please have something creative/snarky prepared to say.

Ex: "It's the key to __________ chastity belt." This is good one because it's so versatile. You can either

name someone hot, or if they're being a toolface, you can just say "your momma's".

Step 4. Do something horrible to a pair of jeans. See what happens when you role around on a tarp full of tea

while using them as an ashtray for your blunt and then use them as a rope to get over a barbed-wire fence.

Or, you know, buy them ripped.

Step 5. Buy some sweet tweed kicks.

Step 6. Thank me later

If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll get increasingly distracted by clothes. or something.

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So recently i've been thinking about last christmas and what I had asked for because I have no idea what I want THIS christmas. And then I remembered:

Man oh man did I want this Marc by Marc Jacobs t-shirt. It just combined so many things I loved. Mostly because it was electric-colored and because the money would've gone to a good cause and because, you know, the whole Helena-Christensen-in-nothing-but-a-sweet-hat, thing. But somehow it just didn't work out. Probably because it was real expensive on ebay and my sister was like: "wouldn't you want a shirt of a naked guy instead?" and I was like NO I WOULDN'T THANK YOU VERY MUCH. But yeah.

It reminded me of my other love that never came

to pass:

They just don't make shoes like these for chicas.

and I certainly can't fit into a men's size 10. You know, being the small little cuban cracker that I am and all.

Anyway, I was never TOO sour about not receiving

that sweet t-shirt in my stocking because recently I found

this:

Unfortunately my friend Ericka was too busy jerking in MY JEANS AND MY SHIRT, to properly turn toward the camera but I assume you get the picture (lolz?). It's a really sweet electric blue shirt with a scantily clad chica having herself a grand ol' time.

It occuredto me if some design company made this awesome shirt maybe there'd be more love to go around.

The only label I found on it, however, was "grn" and when you type this into google they're like: "oh you youngin's and your silly hipster slang, I know you meant GREEN" and it refused to believe me that i meant grn and not green even when I put it in " " which is supposed to mean it's sacred or something. Anyways, I finally got more creative in my search engine searchings and long story short:

Yeah I guess these are supposed to be for men, go figure, but hey all I see is some sweet original grrl power designs that, you know, make cute girls do a double take when I pass them soooo win win.

Especially when I wear this hat:

Which is this hat:

(GIRL Skateboards 59Fifty Flat Peak)

Except mine is two-toned and more electricfied and such. You should all get one. And yes. I am jerking in that photo too. It's really all we ever do in this apartment. Really.