Seriously though, what the hell was I thinking? Those beyond unflattering one piece bathing suits, those absurd googles that make your head and eyes hurt, those swim caps that pull at your hair and make you look like an extraterrestrial, the water that gets stuck in your ears on kick turns only to be logged there until extracted by way of some ridiculous hopping-on-one-foot-hitting-the-side-of-your-head-dance, and oh yeah, the physical exertion far beyond that which my body is capable of. ugh ugh ugh
I really hope I'll come back from it saying "that wasn't so bad!" but i seriously doubt it. I swim in the ocean. Not in chlorine pools i am always sure a slew of kids have peed in.





