Why WAS that entire passage written in French? A collective sigh but mine was just for show; I was actually feeling rather analytical (I was actually more interested in the character BOY, but I couldn't say anything insightful about him, so I let him be). Anyway I got the right answer. All 3 of them. That, I guess, was the highlight of my day. 

                 Oh, also, I mistook a Quaker Oatmeal commercial for an eHarmony advertisement. It's the couple gag. The "togetherness". Apparently it can be applied to more than just match-making technology. Apparently it can be applied to oats. I've learned something, I'm sure.

                  As a side note, if anyone sees these babies, size 5-ish, let me know.